1) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
2) I get to wear dresses and heels
3) I get to wear makeup
4) Women are way more fun when your gay
5) Chaps…need I say more?
6) I get to bottom (no really, tops don’t know what they’re missing!)
7) We have a cooler flag, it changes when we want to include more
8) We got Elton John, I mean come on
9) Cutoff jean shorts, daisy dukes, look amazing on dudes to, and I get to appreciate that view.
10) We get a parade
Eat your heart out Vladamir Putin, Kim Jung Un, Donald Trump…we don’t have to order parades, we are big enough we make our own damn way. No murder necessary.