I have always wanted to do drag. When I was a little boy I was introduced to the movie “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar”, If you are not familiar, I am deducting Princess points!!

When I watched that movie it was like watching the bible for me. It was everything that I wanted to know about life. Dressing in drag just seemed like my calling and now that I am a grown man, nothing much has changed.

One problem, I have never walked in heels and I have never applied make-up, in large amounts. So here I am thinking that maybe I need to find a drag mentor, someone to show me the ropes of covering up facial hair, or perhaps other tips, like where does a guy shop for heels that fit a size 12 men’s foot? What’s better, muscular and fit or not working out? I just don’t know.

I know this, I don’t know much but I am going to try anyway. I do not want to be that broken heeled, masucline drag hoochie who sits at the bus stop with her wig on wrong and her panties showing. Not a look I want. I need someone to show me a thing or three and help me get to know what I need to know about looking pretty.

Anyone know of any Drag Mothers out there who would be willing to help?

With Love
Jeff Utnage