Today (9-2) I was attacked by a black bat. Yes, a black bat. I was standing next to Bud Brown talking about life, when out of the corner of my eye I saw this black bat flying right for my face. Now, my first thought was could it be Dracula? Secondly, I thought there’s no way I can afford to get rabies, because I have not yet been vaccinated, nor does D.O.C provide it.
Thankfully I have jet like reflects and ducked before the baseball bat took my head off hitting the guy behind me.
Safety 101. When your a spectator at a prison softball game pay attention!