Ancient Aliens says things like, “Ancient Astronaut Theorists suggest…”. Which makes me think, who the hell are they?

What is that, some secret club in London or something? What university offers that freakin’ degree! I think I might have taken the thought of college a little more seriously when I was younger if I seen:

Bachelor of Science in Ancient Astronaut Theory

Course Description:
Making shit up about space for the History channel to reference when linking psycho babble to history.

Yup…sign me up for that.

Ancient Astronaut Theorists suggest I shouldn’t watch Ancient Aliens on Fridays anymore but I can’t…! Ugh! So addicted to BS.

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