MONTHLY WRITING POST    by   Ruth Utnage

Pizza Calzones

I must have died and gone to heaven! I just made pepperoni pizza calzones! From scratch!

I took saltine crackers and powdered them and added warm water to make a dough ball. Then, I rolled it out using a pill bottle into a circle, coated it in pasta sauce, a little mozzarella cheese (it is non dairy and doesn’t melt, but it works), and pepperoni slices.

Then I pressed it in half and finally found a good use for a spork, I pressed the edges together and cooked it.

It held together wonderfully and it was so good, I think I piddled a little bit.

If your food is so good you wee a bit during every bite, yeah baby, good job!

With Love
Ruth Utnage

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