Friday, March 9, 2018

Why I Love Being A Flaming Homo

Here's a list of why I love being queer:

1) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
2) I get to wear dresses and heels
3) I get to wear makeup
4) Women are way more fun when your gay
5) Chaps...need I say more?
6) I get to bottom (no really, tops don't know what they're missing!)
7) We have a cooler flag, it changes when we want to include more
8) We got Elton John, I mean come on
9) Cutoff jean shorts, daisy dukes, look amazing on dudes to, and I get to appreciate that view.
10) We get a parade

Eat your heart out Vladamir Putin, Kim Jung Un, Donald Trump...we don't have to order parades, we are big enough we make our own damn way. No murder necessary.

With Love
Jeff "Jeffebelle"

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