Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The Difference Between Straights and Gays

"That's gay."
Well, "that's straight."

If, because I am gay then what I do is gay. If something can be said to be gay, then it must follow that everything a gay person does is, in fact, gay.

Since I eat, that is gay.
I sleep, this too, is gay.
I laugh, sorry to say, laughing is gay.
I go to school, yup, super gay.
I have fought, fighting then is gay.
I watch news, news watching is gay.
I have friends, lots of them, having lots of friends is gay.
I urinate, urinating is gay.
I have emotions, having emotions is gay.

Do straight people do these things too?

Weird, seems to me like were an awful lot alike.

Would you agree?

With Love
Jeff "Jeffebelle"

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